The Daily Fail

I'm in conflicted minds about the title of this post. On the one hand, I do appreciate a finely wrought and appropriate pun such as this. On the other hand, I find myself frowning at the fact that I have stooped to the level of using 'fail' as a noun, such is the current trend in internet patois. How extraordinarily vulgar.

Anyway, this is a piece of AS English Language homework; the brief was to retell the story of Jack and the Beanstalk in a medium of our choice. Enjoy. (I haven't yet found a way to get word documents on this blog-type thing, so just click on t' picture below.)